Tuesday, 16 October 2018

Best Funny quotes in hindi 2019

Namaskar dosto aaj hum apke sath share kar rahe hai kuch khaas funny qoutes jo ki bahut hi majedar hai hai inhe ap apne dosto ke sath jarur share kare sath sath ap inhe apne social media pe status lga ke dusro ko hsa sakte hai

 Funny quotes in hindi

Ab to golgappe bhi 20 ke 5 ho gaye
Paani bhr ke de rahe ho ya petrol

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Phle ladko ki shakal par dhadi much hoti thi
Aajkal ladko ke daadhi much me thodi si shakal reh jati hai

Talent to mere me kut kut ke bhara hai
Farak bs itna hai ki kuch jyada hi baarik kut diya
Ab nikal hi nahi rha

Mam – jinda rehne ke liye kya jaruri hai?
Pappu – sharmate huye ik mulakat jaruri hai sanam

Us samay to hadd hi ho gayi jab ek ladki ne pucha
Ki bank account me DP kaise badlte hai

Chotu ne ek number dial kiya
Dusri side kisi ladki ne receive kiya ,
Chotu - hello kaun ?
Ladki – mai sita
Chotu – are yar , ye to aayodha lag gya
Soory maate

Kabhi kabhi sochta hu apne dost ko khub maaru
Fir sochta hu chod apna hi beta hai maaf kar deta hu

Pyaar me barbaad londo ko uske dost sudhar sakte hai
Lekin dosto ke chakkar me barbaad ladko ko
Uska baap bhi nahi sudhar sakta




Aksar baarat se lautate waqt ladko ko yahi galtfhmi rehti hai 
Ki ek rat aur ruke hote to wo red suit wali pakka set ho jani thi

Agr naari ka matlab shakti hai
To purush ka matlab sehen shakti hai

Kuch log to attitude me aise rehte hai 
Jaise unke paas rehne ke liye ghar hi nahi hai

My life , My rule
My gamla , My phool 
You think , You are cool ?
That's your bhool , You are fool

Single hona karele ki trh hota hai 
kadwa hota hai par sehat ke liye acha hota hai

Wo kar na sake hamse wafa
Isliye maine kar diya unhe dafa

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Duniya me kuch log ache bhi hote hai

Jaise ki aap mujhe hi dekh lo

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