Thursday, 26 July 2018

Aaj ka ghanta gyan || jokes in Hindi

Aaj ka ghanta gyan


Ek bar 6th claas me 4 ladko ko same marks mile 

Ab main bat ye thi ki kis student ko first rank diya jaye

School staff ne faisla liya ki principal 4 ladko se ek sawal puchenge 

Jo bacha sabse acha or sahi answer dega use first rank diya jayega 

charo bache hajir huye , principal ne sawal pucha ...

Duniya me sabse tej kya hota hia ?

1st ne answer diya -:

mujhe lagta hai "vichar" sabse tej hota hai ,

kyuki dimag me koi bhi vihcar sabse teji se aata hai ,

Isse tej koi nahi ,

Principal ne kha - bilkul thik hai sahi jawab 

Dusre bache ne jawab diya  ,

ki " palko ka jhapkana " sabse tej hota hai

Or log bhi aksar kha karte hai ki " palak jhapkte " hi kaam ho gya

Principal - wha ! very good answer

Tisre bache ne kaha ,

Mere hisab se bijli sabse tej hai button dbate hi 

Pura ghar roshni se bhr jata hai !

Ab bari 4th student ki thi sabhi log dhyan se sun rahe the

Usne kha - sabse tej "dast" hota hai 

Principal ne kha kaise ? sabit karo !

Bacha bola ,

Kal mujhe dast ho gye the , rat ke 2 baje ki baat hai ,

Jab tak ki mai "vichar" kar pata,

Ya "palak" jhapka pata ,

Ya fir "bijli" ka swith daba pata 

"Dast" apna kam kar chuka tha ! 😂

Principal ne use gale lga liya 😂

Or use  hi 1st rank de diya  😂

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