Husband wife jokes in Hindi
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Husband wife jokes in Hindi
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Pati - aaj khana saasu ma ne bnaya hai kya ?
Patni – are wah kaise pehchana ?
Pati – are jab tum banati thi to
khane me
Kaale bal nikalte the aaj safed nikla
hai
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Padosi – yaar tere ghar me roj hasi
ki awaj aati hai
Is khushal zindagi ka kya raaj hai ?
Aadmi - meri biwi roj mujhe jute se
marti hai
Lag jaye to wo hasti hai
Patni – suniye ji, mujhe n ek nayi
saadi dilwa dijiye
Pati – lekin tunhari almaari to
saadiio se bhari padi hai
Patni - lekin wo sab to sare mohalle walo ne dekh li
hai
Pati – ek kam kar saadi chod hum
mohlla hi badal lete hai
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Pati – raja dashrath ka naam suna
hai?
Patni – ha suna hai !
Pati
- unki 3 patniya thi !
Patni - ha pta hai to ?
Pati – to mai do shaadi or kar lu !
Patni – dropati ka naam suna hai ?
Pati – hihihihihi rehne de pagli tu
to dil pe
Hi le jati hai
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Patni – suna hai jannat me pati ke
sath
Patni nahi reh sakti ?
Pati - bilkul sahi suna hai tumne !
Pati – aisa kyu ?
Pati – are pagli isiliye to use
jannat kehte hai
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Patni ne ungli ke ishare se pati ko
bulaya...!
Pati – ha bol , kya kaam hai ?
Patni – kuch nahi bas ungli ki takat
Check kar rahi thi
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Bhartiya patni pati ko sab kuch manti
hai
.
.
.
Bas pati ka kehna kabhi nahi maanti
hai !
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Pati patni romantic mood me the,
Pati patni ki god me soya hua tha,
Patni – kaisa lag rha hai?
Pati – aisa lag rha hai jaise bhgwan Vishnu
Sesh naag ki god me lete ho
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Ek nayi nayi shaadi hui
Pati subha subha apni patni par
Ek baalti paani daal deta hai
Patni – nind me, paani kyu dala ?
Pati – tere baap ne bola tha ki
Meri beti foolo ki kali hai ise
murjhane mat dena...
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Pati patni tent lga ke so rahe the
Rat ko pati ki nind khuli !
Usne patni ko jga ke kha – tumhe
aasman
Ki taraf kya najar ata hai ?
Patni
- bahut sare sitaare !
Pati – isse kya pta chlta hai ?
Patni – yahi ki aasmaan kitna sundar
ho ,
Pati – are o sharukh ki amma jada
romantic na ban,
Dhayan se dekh tant chori ho gya hai ..!
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Pati patni khi ghumne ja rahe the ,
Tabhi ek andhe bikhari ne awaj lgayi ,
“ aey husan ki mallika”
5 rupye deti jaa tera bhla hoga
Pati ne patni or andhe ki taraf dekha
Or kha – de do lgta hai bichara sach
me andha hai !!
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Pati – meri lottery lag jaye to tum kya
karogi ?
Patni – adhe paise le kar hmesa ke
Liye apne mayke chali jaungi !!
Pati -100 li lagi hai ye le 50 or dfa
ho hoja !!
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Patni
- mujhe nayi saadi chahiye
“ amma jaan “ se mangwa do !
Pati – gwar wo “amma jaan” nahi
amazon hai !
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Husband wife jokes in Hindi
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Patni – mere bhai ko khane ke liye to
puch lo
Pati - sale sahab , ap khana kha kar aye hai
Ya ghr ja kr khayenge ?
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Ek baar pati or patni park me hath me
hath
Daal kar ghoom rahe the !
Itne me ek shrarti bacha wha se gujra
Or bola uncle kal wali jada mast thi
!
Fr kya bichara pati 4 din se khali
pet park me
Us bache ko dhund rha hai
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Pappu ki patni – dekho ji kam karte
wqt ye kiss wiss
Na kiya karo ha ni to
Tabhi kam wali boli – madem ji ache
se samjha do
Mai to bol bol ke thak gyi hun !!
Pati – paani pila do..
Patni – pyas lagi hai kya ?
Pati (gusse me) – nahi gala chaeck karna
Kahi se leak to nahi ho rha !!
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Patni - mai tumse baat nahi karungi !
Pati – thik hai !
Patni – kya tum kaaran bhi nahi janna
chahte?
Pati – nahi mai tumahre faisle ki ijjat karta hu !!
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Patni - please meri taraf muh kar ke so jao
Mujhe dar lag rha hai !
Pati –acha ! Bus apni hi fkar hai ,
Mai bhale hi rat bhr teri shakl dekh
dekh ke mar jau !!
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Pati – munna kab se ro rha hai ,
Lori suna ke sula kyu nahi deti ?
Patni - lori sunati hu to padosi kehte hai ki
“bhabhi ji isse acha to ap munna ko
hi rone de”
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Husband wife jokes in Hindi
Patni – ek baat bolu ?
Pati – bolo..
Patni – maroge to nahi ?
Pati – nahi, bat to bta kya hai ?
Patni – mai pregnant hu ..
Pati – are wah ... Ye to achi khabar
hai
Tu dar kyu rahi thi ??
Patni – college time me papa ko btaya tha
Bahut maar padi thi ....
Bichara pati sadme me hai ...
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Pati – aaj kal tum na cigrate pine se,
Rokti ho na sharab pine se ,
Kya hua , sab shikayate khatm kya ?
Patni – nahi L.i.c wale parso se sare
fayde bta kar gaye hai
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Patni – pooja kiya kijiye...
Badi balaye tal jati hai !
Pati – tumhare baap ne bahut ki hogi
,
Unki tall gayi mere palle pad gayi !!
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Pati aadhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko
jaga ke bola,
Ghoot-ghoot ke marna behtar hai ya ek
dam
Se mar jana ..?
Patni – ek dam se mar jana acha hota
hai!
Pati – ek kaam kar na fir apni dusri
taang
Bhi mujh par rakh de or kissa khatm
kar mera !!!
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Patni – pehle mera figure pepsi ki bottle
ki
Trh hota tha ...
Pati – wo to ab bhi hai ,
Patni (khusi se) – “ sach ! ”
Pati – ha pehle 300 ml ki thi
Ab 2 litre ki hai....!!!
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Pati – patni ke bich jhagda ho gya !
Patni - ab mai 10 tak ginungi agr tum kuch
Na bole to mai jehar kha lungi ...
Patni – 1 ...
Pati – chup rha !!
Patni – 2.. , pati fir bhi khamosh !!
Patni - bolo na kuch please ? Patni ka rona shuru...
Pati – ginti gin ginti !!!
Patni – sukar hai , aap bole to sahi
.
Nahi to , mai jehar khane hi wali thi
!!!
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