Wednesday, 20 June 2018

Husband wife jokes in Hindi

Husband wife jokes in Hindi 

Hello friends aaj mai apke sath kuch funny jokes share kar rha title dekh ke ap samjh hi gaye honge ye jokes Husband wife jokes in Hindi ye jokes specially un husband wife liye hai hmesa apas me cute si ldayi karte rehte hai muje yakin hai ye jokes padh ke unhe jrur hasi ayegi or sayd wo hmare jokes padh ke apni ldayi bhi solve kar sake to doso padh ke jarur btana ki apko kaisa lga hmara ye 
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Husband wife jokes in Hindi 

(1)
Pati  - aaj khana saasu ma ne bnaya hai kya ?

Patni – are wah kaise pehchana ?

Pati – are jab tum banati thi to khane me

Kaale bal nikalte the aaj safed nikla hai

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(2)
Padosi – yaar tere ghar me roj hasi ki awaj aati hai

Is khushal zindagi ka kya raaj hai ?

Aadmi - meri biwi roj mujhe jute se marti hai

Lag jaye to wo hasti hai

Na lage to mai hasta hu

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Husband wife jokes in Hindi 



pati patni jokes in hindi
Husband wife jokes in Hindi


(3)
Patni – suniye ji, mujhe n ek nayi saadi dilwa  dijiye

Pati – lekin tunhari almaari to saadiio se bhari padi hai

Patni  - lekin wo sab to sare mohalle walo ne dekh li hai

Pati – ek kam kar saadi chod hum mohlla hi badal lete hai

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(4)
Pati – raja dashrath ka naam suna hai?

Patni – ha suna hai !

Pati  - unki 3 patniya thi !

Patni  - ha pta hai to ?

Pati – to mai do shaadi or kar lu !

Patni – dropati ka naam suna hai ?

Pati – hihihihihi rehne de pagli tu to dil pe

Hi le jati hai

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 (5)
Patni – suna hai jannat me pati ke sath

Patni nahi reh sakti ?

Pati  - bilkul sahi suna hai tumne !

Pati – aisa kyu ?

Pati – are pagli isiliye to use jannat kehte hai

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(6) 
Patni ne ungli ke ishare se pati ko bulaya...!

Pati – ha bol , kya kaam hai ?

Patni – kuch nahi bas ungli ki takat

Check kar rahi thi

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(7) 
Bhartiya patni pati ko sab kuch manti hai
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Bas pati ka kehna kabhi nahi maanti hai !

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(8)
Pati patni romantic mood me the,

Pati patni ki god me soya hua tha,

Patni – kaisa lag rha hai?

Pati – aisa lag rha hai jaise bhgwan Vishnu

Sesh naag ki god me lete ho

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(9)
Ek nayi nayi shaadi hui

Pati subha subha apni patni par

Ek baalti paani daal deta hai

Patni – nind me, paani kyu dala ?

Pati – tere baap ne bola tha ki

Meri beti foolo ki kali hai ise murjhane mat dena...

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(10) 
Pati patni tent lga ke so rahe the

Rat ko pati ki nind khuli  !

Usne patni ko jga ke kha – tumhe aasman

Ki taraf kya najar ata hai ?

Patni  - bahut sare sitaare !

Pati – isse kya pta chlta hai ?

Patni – yahi ki aasmaan kitna sundar ho ,

Pati – are o sharukh ki amma jada romantic na ban,

Dhayan se  dekh tant chori ho gya hai ..!

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(11)
Pati patni khi ghumne ja rahe the ,

Tabhi ek andhe  bikhari ne awaj lgayi ,

“ aey husan ki mallika”

5 rupye deti jaa tera bhla hoga

Pati ne patni or andhe ki taraf dekha

Or kha – de do lgta hai bichara sach me andha hai !!

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 (12)
Pati – meri lottery lag jaye to tum kya karogi ?

Patni – adhe paise le kar hmesa ke

 Liye apne mayke chali jaungi  !!

Pati -100 li lagi hai ye le 50 or dfa ho hoja !!

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(13)
Patni  - mujhe nayi saadi chahiye

“ amma jaan “ se mangwa do !

Pati – gwar wo “amma jaan” nahi amazon hai !

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Husband wife jokes in Hindi 

pati patni jokes in Hindi
Husband wife jokes in Hindi


(14)
Patni – mere bhai ko khane ke liye to puch lo

Pati  - sale sahab , ap khana kha kar aye hai

Ya ghr ja kr khayenge ?

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(15)
Ek baar pati or patni park me hath me hath

Daal kar ghoom rahe the !

Itne me ek shrarti bacha wha se gujra

Or bola uncle kal wali jada mast thi !

Fr kya bichara pati 4 din se khali pet park me

Us bache ko dhund rha hai

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(16)
Pappu ki patni – dekho ji kam karte wqt ye kiss wiss

Na kiya karo ha ni to

Tabhi kam wali boli – madem ji ache se samjha do

Mai to bol bol ke thak gyi hun !!

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(17) 
Pati – paani pila do..

Patni – pyas lagi hai kya ?

Pati  (gusse me) – nahi gala chaeck karna

Kahi se leak to nahi ho rha !!

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(18)
Patni  - mai tumse baat nahi karungi !

Pati – thik hai !

Patni – kya tum kaaran bhi nahi janna chahte?

Pati – nahi  mai tumahre faisle ki ijjat karta hu !!

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(19)
Patni  - please meri taraf muh kar  ke so jao

Mujhe dar lag rha hai !

Pati –acha ! Bus apni hi fkar hai ,

Mai bhale hi rat bhr teri shakl dekh dekh ke mar jau !!

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(20)
Pati – munna kab se ro rha hai ,

Lori suna ke sula kyu nahi deti ?

Patni  - lori sunati hu to padosi kehte hai ki

“bhabhi ji isse acha to ap munna ko hi rone de”

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Husband wife jokes in Hindi 

(21)
Patni – ek baat bolu ?

Pati – bolo..

Patni – maroge to nahi ?

Pati – nahi, bat to bta kya hai ?

Patni – mai pregnant hu ..

Pati – are wah ... Ye to achi khabar hai

Tu dar kyu rahi thi ??

Patni – college time me  papa ko btaya tha

Bahut maar padi thi ....

Bichara pati sadme me hai ...

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(22)
Pati – aaj kal tum na cigrate pine se,

  Rokti ho na sharab pine se ,

Kya hua ,  sab shikayate khatm kya ?

Patni – nahi L.i.c wale parso se sare fayde bta kar gaye hai

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(23)
Patni – pooja kiya kijiye...

Badi balaye tal jati hai !

Pati – tumhare baap ne bahut ki hogi ,

Unki tall  gayi mere palle  pad gayi !!

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(24) 
Pati aadhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga ke bola,

Ghoot-ghoot ke marna behtar hai ya ek dam

Se mar jana ..?

Patni – ek dam se mar jana acha hota hai!

Pati – ek kaam kar na fir apni dusri taang

Bhi mujh par rakh de or kissa khatm kar mera !!!

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(25)
Patni – pehle mera figure pepsi ki bottle ki

Trh hota tha ...

Pati – wo to ab bhi hai ,

Patni (khusi se)  – “ sach ! ”

Pati – ha pehle 300 ml ki thi

Ab 2 litre ki hai....!!!

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(26)
Pati – patni ke bich jhagda ho gya !

Patni  - ab mai 10 tak ginungi agr tum kuch

Na bole to mai jehar kha lungi ...

Patni – 1 ...

Pati – chup rha !!

Patni – 2.. , pati fir bhi khamosh !!

Patni  - bolo na kuch please ? Patni ka rona shuru...

Pati – ginti gin ginti !!!

Patni – sukar hai , aap bole to sahi .

Nahi to , mai jehar khane hi wali thi !!!

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