Thursday, 24 May 2018

Funny jokes for Whatsapp - Hindi Jokes - Jokes In Hindi

Funny jokes for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes - Jokes In Hindi 

Pati-Patni jokes in hindi

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Patni - Aj Bahar Khana๐Ÿ› Khayenge

Pati - Thik Hai ๐Ÿ™‚

Patni - Ok Tab Tak Mai Taiyar Ho Kar Ati Hu๐Ÿ‘ฐ

Pati - Thik Hai Tab Tak Mai Bhar Chatai Bichata Hu ๐Ÿ˜‡
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Jokes in Hindi
Jokes In Hindi


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Pati - Apne Marriage Certificate Ko Ek Ghante Se Dekh Rha Tha ๐Ÿคจ

Patni - Tum Ek Ghante Se Kya Dekh Rhe Ho Isme ??

Pati - Expiry Date Dekh Rha Tha Salo Ne Likhi Hi Nahi
๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Funny jokes in Hindi 

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Pappu ๐Ÿ˜† - Car ๐Ÿš— Dho Rha Tha 
Aunty - Car Dho Rahe Ho ??
Pappu - Nahi Aunty Pani De Rha Hu 
Shayad Badi Ho Kar Bus Ban Jaye ๐ŸšŒ
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

jokes in hindi

(4) 
Master Ji Pappu Ka Lunch Kha Gye

Master - Beta Ghar Ja Ke Mera Naam To Nahi Loge ?

Pappu - Nahi Mai Keh Kutta ๐Ÿถ Kha Gya 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Santa-Banta jokes in Hindi 



(5) 
Santa - 2 Bistar Kyu Lgaye Hai ?

Beta - 2 Mehmaan Aane Wale Hai Ek Mammi Ka Bhai Or Ek Mere Mama

Santa - Abe Gadhe Ek Bistar Or Lga Mera Sala Bhi To Aa Rha Hai
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Santa Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui Thi ๐Ÿ‘จ‍⚖๐Ÿ‘ฐ
Santa Ne Subha Uth Ke Dekha Uski Biwi๐Ÿ‘ฐ Samne Khadi Thi ,
Wo Uske Pas Gya Or Hath Chum Kar Bola " I Love You Jaanu"
.
Wife - Chanta Mar Ke Itni Jaldi Bhi Kya Thi Kambhkt ,
Hath To Dho Lene Deta Abhi Potty Kar Ke Ayi Hu
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Jokes In Hindi

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Santa๐Ÿ‘ณ‍♀ - Pados Me Kya Chal Rha Hai ?
Banta๐Ÿ‘ณ‍♂ - Birthday Hai ๐ŸŽ‚ Birthday !
Santa ๐Ÿ‘ณ‍♀- Kiska Hai ?
Banta๐Ÿ‘ณ‍♂ - Toyou Ka 
Santa๐Ÿ‘ณ‍♀ - Toyou Kon ??
Banta๐Ÿ‘ณ‍♂ - Pta Nahi Sunayi To Kuch Aisi De Rha Hai
 Happy Birthday To You

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Funny jokes in Hindi

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Biwi Ko Thapd Mar Kr Pati Bola - Aadmi Use Hi Marta Hai
 Jise Pyar Krta Hai ๐Ÿ’‘
Bus Fr Itne Me Biwi Ne 2 Thapd ๐Ÿ‘‹, 
2 Laat ✊, 10-15 Dande๐Ÿ’ Mare Or Boli
Ap Kya Samjhte Hai Mai Apse Pyar Nahi Karti 
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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Shadi Me Dulhan Ka Boyfriend Bhi Aya Hua Tha 
Dulhan Ka Bap - Ji Ap Kon ?
Ladka Ji Mai - Semi Final Se Bhar Ho Gya Tha 
Aaj Final Dekhne Aya Hu 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Chintu Ki Naukari Chali Gayi ,
Chintu Roj Boss Ke Ghar Ke Bhar Potty Kar Ata Tha ,
Boss - Ye Kya Harkat Hai ๐Ÿ˜ก
Chintu - Mai Bus Itna Btana Chahta Hu
 Ki Mai Bukha Ni Mar Rha ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚



(11) 
Pappu Mai Tirath Yatra Ja Rha Hu ,
Soch Rha Hu Daaru ๐Ÿทchod Du,
Chintu - Ha Ha Ye To Bahut 
Achi Baat Hai ๐Ÿ˜ Isme Dikkt Kya Hai 
Pappu - Par Kis Ke Pass Chodu Sare
 Dost Kamine Hai Pi Jayenge Sale 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(12) 
Chota Bacha Dukandar Se - Uncle Gore Hone Ki Cream Hai Kya ?
Dukandar - Ha Hai ๐Ÿ™‚
Bacha - To Saale Lgata Kyu Nahi
 Roj Roj Dar Jata Hu Teri Shkl Dekh Ke 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Hindi chutkule


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Gao Ki Mahila Hai Train Me Apne Bache Ka Langot Badal Rahi Thi -
Ek Sehar Ki Mahila Boli - " Huggies " Nahi Hai Kya ?
Gao Ki Mahila - Nahi Didi Sirf  " Mutish " Hai 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Girlfriend - Muje Burger Khana Hai , Boyfriend Burger ๐Ÿ”le Ata Hai
Girlfriend - Thanks๐Ÿ˜
Ldka - Thanks Se Kam Nahi Chalega ๐Ÿ˜
Girlfriend Shrmaate Huye - Acha To Kissi ๐Ÿ˜˜ Chaiye 
Ladka - Bakwas Mat Kar Chal Adha Burger Mujhe Bhi De ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Hindi chutkule


Jokes In Hindi

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Boy - Tera Kya Naam Hai ?
Girl - Tamnna !
Boy - Tere Bap Ka Naam Sarfaroshi Tha Kya??
Girl - Nahi , Kyu ?
Boy - Kyunki Sarfaroshi Ki Tamnna Ab Hmare Dil Mai Hai 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Ek Mendhak๐Ÿธ - Jyotish Ki Pas Gya Aur Apna Bhawishya Pucha ,
Jyotish - Ek Sundar Ladki Milegi Jo Tera Dil ๐Ÿ’“ Le Legi 
Mendhak ๐Ÿธ - Khusi Se Uchalte Huye Kha Milegi ๐Ÿ˜
Jyotish - Biology Ki Lab Me 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jodo Ka Dard Kya Hai ???
Ye To Sirf Jode ๐Ÿ’‘ Hi Jante Hai
Kuwaro Ko Iska Jra Bhi Gyan Nahi ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Hindi chutkule


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Ladki Pizza Khate Huye๐Ÿ• - Muje Kuch Aisa Kahi Jisse
 Mera Dil Jor Se Dhadke ๐Ÿ’“ ,
Boyfriend - Mere Pas Paise Nahi Hai
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Ladki - Tum Masahaari Ho ?
Ladka - Nahi ,
Ldki - Tum Ho , Kyuki Tum Mera Dimag Khate Ho !
Ladka - Ha Mai Khata Hu Tumhara Dimag 
Lekin Masahaari Nahi Hu, Kyuki 
Tumhare Dimag Me To Bhusa Bhara Hai Bhusa 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Biwi Market Se Lauti 
Pati - Mera Andaja Ye Keh Rha Hai Isme Khane๐Ÿฒ Ki Koi Chij Hai,
Patni - Are Wah Apne Blikul Sahi Kha Isme Meri Naye Sandal Hai ๐Ÿ‘ 
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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