Tuesday, 17 April 2018

very funny naughty jokes in hindi

very funny naughty jokes in hindi

today i am sharing with you very funny naughty jokes in hindi i hope you like this

(1)
Papa – Agar Tu Fir Exam Me Fail Hua To
Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna...!

Result Ke Baad:-
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Papa – Tumhara Result Kaisa Rha...?
Me – Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Ram Laal
Tune Apne Baap Hone Ka Haq Kho Diya Hai....!
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very funny naughty jokes in hindi

jokes in Hindi


(2)
Ladka - Papa Meri Madem Kitni Mast Hai N..!
Papa – Beta Madem Maa Jaisi Hoti Hai...
Beta – Huh, Apko To Hmesa Apni Hi Khusi
Dikhayi Deti Hai...!!
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(3)

Halwa Puri Hooti Hai,
Bhel Puri Hoti Hai,
Aur Paani Puri Bhi Hoti Hai,
Bus, Saali Nind Hi Puri Nahi Hoti...
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(4)
Shaadi K Ek Din Pehle

Hone Wali Biwi Ka Msg Aya

Meri Saadi Kahi Aur Pakki Ho Gyi Hai

Hmari Shaadi Nahi Ho Sakti

Tum Mujhe Bhool Jao

Dulha Tension Me Aa Gya

Fir Se Dusra Msg Aya

Sorry Galat Se Apko Send Ho Gya

Dulha Fir Se Tension Me
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(5)
Garmi Ki Wajah Se Rishto Par Pad Rha Hai Asar!
Ek Bache Se Pucha Gya Ki
Tum Kiske Paas Souge,,,?
Mammi Ke Paas..?
Ya
Papa Ke Pass....?
Bacha Bola – Ji Cooler Ke Pass
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(6)
Wife – Mai Har Roj Puja Karti Hu ,

Kash Ek Din Shri Krishan Ke Darshan Ho Jaye,

Husband –Ek Bar Meera Baai Ban Ke Zehar Pee Le

Shri Krishan Kya , Sare Bhgwan Ke

Darshan Ho Jayenge ||
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(7)
Patni -  Suno Ji , Maine Naye Detergent Se Apna

Apna Suit Dhoya Or Wo Ab Chota Ho Gya

Kya Kare ??

Pati – Usi Detergent Se Nha Bhi Le Fit Aa Jayega
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(8)
Pappu – Jab Bhi Kapde Dhota

Tab Hi Barish Ho Jati ,

Ek Din Dhoop Nikli To Wo Bhot Khus Hua

Aur Dukan Pe Surf Lene Gya

Wo Jaise Hi Dukan Pe Gya

Badal Jor Se Garjne Lga

Pappu  Aasman Ke Taraf Mh Kar Ke Bola

Kya ......?

Mai......?

Mai To Bus Biscuit Lene Ayah U

Kasam Se....
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(9)
Kya Jmana Aa Gya ?

Ladko Par Film Bani

“Ek Tha Tiger”

Ladkio Par Film Bani

“Ek Thi Dayan”
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(10)
Gf – Mujhe Teddy Chaiye

Amma Jan Se

Mangwa Do

Bf – Behan Wo “Amma Jaan” Nahi

Amazon Hai
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(11)
American Says – “ US Me Shaadi E-Mail Se Hoti Hai..”Santa – Accha ,”India Me To Shaadi Fe-Male Se Hoti Hai..”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
(12)
Pta Nahi Kaise

Ye Ladkiya Itni Tight Jeans Pehan Leti Hai...

Sala Hum Pehnte Hai To

Jeans Utarte Waqt Kaccha Bhi Sath Me Nikal Jata Hai
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(13)
Do Ladkiya Tent Lga Kar So Rahi Thi

Raat Ko Ek Ladki Ki Nind Khuli

Aur Usne Dusri Ladki Ko Jga Ke Kha

“Aasman Ki Taraf Tujhe Kya Najar Ata Hai...?”

Dusri – Bahut Sare Sitaare ...!

Pehli – Isse Tumhe Kya Pta Chalta Hai ...?

Dusri – Yahi, “Ki Aasman Kitna Khoobsurat Hai...!”

Pehli Abbe Newton Ki Amma!!

Tent Chori Ho Gya Hai...!
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(14)
Ladki – Tumhare Pita Kya Karte Hai..?

Ladka – Bus , Pucho Mat Amir Se Amir Log Bhi

Mere Pita Ke Aage Katori Le Ke Khade Hote Hai...!

Ladki – Fir To Tumhare Pita Bhot Amir Honge N ....?

Ladka – Nahi re , Wo Golgappe Bechte Hai....!!
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(15)
Ladki Dukandar Se – Apke Paas Aisa Valentine Card Hai
Jisme Likha Ho – “U R My 1st And Last Love”??
Dukandaar - Haa Hai..!
Ladki – Thik Hai Fir 5 Dedo
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(16)
Marij – Mujhe Bimari Hai Ki

Khane Ke Baad Bukh Nahi Lagti..!

Sone Kebaad Nind Nahi Ati..!

Kaam Karu To Thak Jata Hu..!

Doctor – Saari Raat Dhoop Me Betho

Thik Ho Jaoge...!
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