Monday, 9 April 2018

Latest Funny Jokes in Hindi-2018

Latest Funny Jokes in Hindi-2018



(1)
Indian Log Gifts Ke Liye Thanks Nahi Kehte

Wo Kehte Hai

Hihihihihhihihihihihihi
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Iski Kya Jrurt Thi

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(2) 
Madem - Jo Bewkuf Hai

Wo Khada Ho Jaye

Santa - Khada Ho Gya

Madem- Tum Bewkuf Ho?

Santa- Nahi Madem Ap Akele Khadi Thi To 

Mujhse Dekha Nahi Gya

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(3)
Grahak - Bhaiya 7 Samose Dena 
Dukandar- Thik Hai 
Thaili Me Daal Du Kya? 
Grahak-Nahi Pendrive Laya Hu 
 Smosa Naam Ka Folder Bna Kr  
Usme Daal De Saale๐Ÿ˜ก

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(4)
Teacher - Duniya Me Post-Man Bahut Hai 

Lekin Post- Woman Kyu Nahi?

Student- Kyunki Woman Ek Hi Delivery Me 

9 Mahine Lga Deti Hai๐Ÿ˜œ

Techer - De Thapad De Thapad

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 (5)
Bharat Ek Aisi Country Hai
.
Jha Log Ldaayi Se Pehle Bolte Hai

" Tu Hath Lga Ke Dikha "
.
Aur Ldayi Ke Bad Bolte Hai

" Tune Hath Kaise Lgaya "
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(6)
Patni - Aap Bahut Bhole Ho 

Apko Koi Bhi Bhi Bewkuf Bna Sakta Hai

Pati- Haa Suruat To Tere Baap Ne Hi Ki Thi
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(7)
4 Chije Insaan Ko Kabhi Khus Nahi Rakh Sakti

Car, Mobile ,TV Or Biwi

Kyunki Aksar Inke

Latest Model Dusro Ke Paas Hote Hai
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(8)
Husband Ne Office Me Bethe Bethe Facebook Par Post Kiya Ki

"Panchi Ban Ke Udta Firu Mast GAGAN Me"

Tabhi Wife Ka Comment Aya

" Dharti Chute Hi Dhaniya Le Ana Apne Bhawan Me"

Wrna Ek Bhi Bal Nhi Bachenge Tumhare Chaman Me๐Ÿ˜œ

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(9)
Kmal Ke Din The Wo BHI

Madem Murga Hume

Bnati Thi

Or Ande Khud Deti Thi
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(10)
Santa - Yaar Kal Teri Bhabhi Ka Kal Bday Hai

Koi Aisa Gift Bta Jo Sidha Dil Pe Lage

Banta- Goli Mar De๐Ÿ˜œ

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(11)
Kuch Ladkiya To Itni Smart Hoti Hai Ki

Smile De De Ke

Golgappe Walo Ko Ginti Bhulwa Deti Hai๐Ÿ˜œ

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(12)
Pappu- Papa Bullet Dila Do

Papa-Bagl Wali Ladki Ko Dekh Bus Me Jati Hai

Pappu-Wahi To Dekha Nahi Jata๐Ÿ˜œ

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(13)
Kisi Ke Andar Jada Dube To Tutna Pdega


Yakin Nahi Hai To Biscuit Se Puch Lo


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(14)
Santa Jungle Se Ho Kar Ja Rha Tha

Raste Me Ped Par Saap Latka Dekha To Usne Use Pakad Liya

Or Kha Sirf Latkane Se Kuch Nahi Hoga

Mmi Ko Bolo Complane Pilaye


Ab Santa Ka Antim Sanskar Kal 10 Baje Hai

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(15)
Ek Aadmi Sasural Gya

Uski Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak Saag Khilaya


8 Ve Din Pucha Kya Khaoge Beta

Aadmi Khet Dikha Do Khud Hi Char Jaunga

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(16)
Ek Sardar Juice Ki Dukan Pe Gya

Sardar- Juice Pila Jaldi Ldayi Hone Wali Hai

Ek Glass Pine Ke Baad

Ek Or Pila Ldayi Hone Wali Hai

Uske Bad Ek Or Pila Jaldi Ldayi Hone Wali

5-7 Glass Juice Pilane Ke Bad Juice Wale Ne Pucha Bhai Ldayi Kab Hogi?


Sardar Abhi Jab To Paise Mangega

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(17)
Tum hmesa 

Haste Raho๐Ÿ˜‚

Muskrate Raho๐Ÿ˜Š
  
Nachte Raho๐Ÿ•บ

Mera Kya Hai

Log Tumhe Hi Pagal Samjhenge๐Ÿ˜œ

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(18)
Hum Tanha Hi Chale The

Zindagi Ka Dahi Jmane

Raste Me Bundiya Milti Gyi

Or Jindgi  Rayta Banti Gyi

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(19)
Sacha Pyar Bhi Sarkari Naukari Ki Trh Hai

Dhakke Kha Ke Hi Milta Hai

Wo Bhi Kismat Walo Ko

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(20)

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Abe Tu kya Btayega Mujhe

Tujhe To Ye Bhi Nahi Pta ki

Bdo ke liye crack-jack

Or bacho ke liye 20-20 cookies

dono Parle bnate hai

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