Thursday, 12 April 2018

Funny jokes for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes - 2018



Funny jokes for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes  - 2018

(1)


Santa – kadhi chawal mix kr ke kha rha tha

Achanak us pr ek makhi baith gayi

Santa – chal hatt pagli ye wo nahi hai


Jo tu soch rahi hai
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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(2)
Santa – aaj fir mujhe Katrina ko kiss
Karne ka dil kr rha hai !
Banta – kya ???
Tu  katrina ko kiss kar chukka hai ??
Santa – nahi ek bar pehle bhi
Dil kiya tha
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(3)
Santa ped par ulta latka hua tha
Banta – kya ho gya oye ?
Santa – kuch nahi sir dard ki
goli khayi hai
Kahi pet me na chali jaye !
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(4)
Santa – are bhai 1 rupye ka
Petrol daal do !
Salesman – bhai , itna petol dlawa kr kha jaoge ??
Santa – are kahi nahi yar hum aise
Hi paise udate rehte hai ..
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(5)
pati - sansar ki sabhi aurte chudail hi hoti hai

patni- "gusse me apka matlab mai bhi chudail hu"

pati -  are nahi tum to rani ho 

patni - "sachi"??

pati - haa, un sabki!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


(6)
Maine us din se daru pina chod diya

Jab rat me mai

Apne phone ko adha ghanta usi ki flash light

Jla ke dhundta rha
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(7)
1 Admi dusre admi se train me
“Is bore par beth jau “?
Dusra aadmi nahi
“kharbuje fat jayenge”
Pehla aadmi acha kharbuje hai isme??
Dusra aadmi nahi keel hai isme

Kharbuje tumhare fat jayenge
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
(8)
Pakistaan me

Teachar student se – “tumhe pta hai hmare purvaj

Bandar the”?

Student –“ apke honge Hmare to atankwaadi the”
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(9)
Teacher – tumhari gf or best friend

Paani me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachoge ?

Santa – kisi ko bhi nahi

Teacher – kyu ?

Santa - Wo dono paani me ek sath kar kya rahe the sale
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(10)
Santa ke hath me nya phone

Dekh ke banta bola

“naya “ phone kab kharida” ?

Santa -  are nahi yr girlfriend ka hai

Banta – girlfriend ka kyu ?

Santa – roj roj kehti thi mera phone kyu nahi uthate

Aaj moka mila to utha hi laya
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(11)
Agar angrej ko bolna ho ki

“Darwaja khol de to kiase bolega”?

Mai btata hu

“there was a cold day”

Ab bar bar bolo
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(12)
Kuch log to naak me ungli daal

Ke bhar niklne par is trh

Dekhte hai jaise ki koi

Diamond nikla ho
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(13)
Pappu ki patni – dekho ji

Kam karte waqt mujhe kiss wiss na kiya karo

Tabhi kam wali boli – madem ji

Ache se smjha do ,

Mai to bolbol ke thk gyi...
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(14)
Biwi -  ye banduk le ke darwaje pe

Kyu khade ho ??

Pati – sher ka shikar karne jaa rha hu !

Biwi – to jaate kyu nahi ho ?

Pati – bhar sala kutta khada hai
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(15)
Santa or banta dono bahi ek hi

school me padhte the

Teacher -  tum dono ne apne papa ka naam alag alag

Kyu likha hai ?

Santa – madem fir ap kahoge ki nakal mari hai isliye !!
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Funny jokes for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes  - 2018


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