Monday, 26 March 2018

Top best funny jokes in Hindi

Top best funny jokes in Hindi

Hello dosto aj mai apke sath best funny jokes share kr rha hu jise ap apne dosto facebook or whats ke liye use kr sakte i hope apko pasand aye ye jokes dhire dhire mai apke liye isse or acche jokes whatsapp status or whatsapp status le ke aunga to dosto mera sath dene ke liye ise share or jada jokes ke liye ap hmari website ke home page pr visit kr skte hai .

Top 20 Love Status in Hindi for Whatsapp

(1)
Aaj Ka gyan☝
Paap Ka Ghada Bhar๐Ÿฏ
Jaye to drum lga dena chaiye ๐Ÿ›ข
Sudharna๐Ÿ˜ to hai Nahi
       ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

funny whatsapp status


(2)
Aaj kal ki ladkiya kya ladko se kam hai... mazaal hai ki ghar ka 
Ek bhi kaam kar de 
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(3)
Ladki doctor se
Meri umar 20 Saal hai,

Meri skin bhot soft or sensitive hai,

Mera rang bhi bhot gora hai,

Mai kya lga ke so soya karu❓ 

Doctor - kundi๐Ÿ”’
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(4)
Doctor : Tumhare tin daat kaise tute ??
Marij - Patni ne kadak roti bnayi thi! 
Doctor - To khane se mna kar dete !
Marij- Ji, wahi to kiya tha !!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(5)
Maneger ne andar aane wale se pucha :
kya tumhe pta nahi hai ki agya ke
Bina andar aana mana hai ๐Ÿ˜ก!
Andar ane wala :
aagya lene hi to andar aya hu
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(6)
Santa : Meri biwi kisi bhi topic pe
Ghanto tk bol sakti hai!!
Banta : Meri to bina topic ke hi bol 
sakti hai!!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(6)
Ek aadmi Petrol bhrwane gya⛽
Wha likha tha - " Don't use Mobile๐Ÿ“ฑ"
Us aadmi ne usi Waqt phone nikala
Or sab Dosto ko phone kiya 
Aur kaha - "mujhe abhi phone na karna
mai petrol pump pe hu⛽ !!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(7)
Ek student ek kala or ek safed 
joota๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ž pehan kr School ata hai
Teacher- Ye kya?? tum ye do rang ke 
joote pehan kr aye ho!!
Ghar jao or joote badal kar aao...!
 Student- Sir, koi fayda nahi 
wha bhi ek kala or ek safed joota๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ž hi rakha hia..!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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(8)
Judge : Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho๐Ÿ˜ก! !
Wakil : kon saala aisa kehta hai ?
Judge - Tumne muje saala bola !
Wakil - Nahi my lord, maine pucha 
"Kon sa laa aisa kehta hai ?
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(9)
Lady doctor : tum roj subha clicnic ke bahr
khade hokr aurto ko kyu ghurte ho ??
Aadmi- Ji apne hi to likha hai bahar
Aurto ko dekhne ka samay  
9 se 11 baje tak hai...!!
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(10)
Teacher student se : Btao Bharat me sabse jada
Paani kha girta hai๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ..??
Kuch der sochne ke bad ek student ne 
jwab diya Sir jamin par...!!
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(11)
Baap : tumhe kaisi Biwi chaiye ??
Beta : mujhe chand jaisi biwi chaiye
jo raat ko aaye or subha chali jaye..!!
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(12)
Patni ne apne pati ko sms kiya ki
kitni der me aa rhe ho !!
Pati ne jwab diya patni ko sms kiya
20-25 minute me aa rha hu
Agar der ho jaye to sms fir se 
padh lena..!!
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(13)
Teacher - Bharat ka jhanda pehli bar 
kha lehraya gya tha..??
Student - kafi sochne ke baad hawa me !!!
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(14)
Santa : sabji me namak nahi hai..!!
Banta  : to colgate daal le
kyuki colgate me namak hai..!!
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(16)
Mehnagai dhadadhad badh rahi hai
Aur kmayi bechari ghat rahi hai
Ab to lagta hai ki 
Adhar card nahi 
udhar card bnawana padega!!
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(17)
Doctor : Aap ise ek ghanta pehle le aate
To hum ise bacha lete!!!
Pappu : Abe sale 20 mint pehle to accident hua hai 
Ek ghanta pehle kya jabardsti le aate!!
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(18)
Teacher : Bacho, bahu vachan kise kehte hai??
Student : Jab Bahu sasuraal waalo
ko khari khoti sunati hai
To use Bahuvachan kehte hai!!
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(19)
Santa: kal maine tujhe kitni bar phone kiya 
Tune uthaya kyu nahi..??
Banta : kyu uthau phone? kal 30 rs 
dekar gaana lgwaya hai use tera baap sunega
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(20)
Agar jindagi me kabhi koi galti ho jaye!!
To tension na lo
Bus 2 mint ke liye aakhe band karo
Aur socho ??
Ki iska injam kis par lgaya jaye...!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Very funny jokes for friends in hindi

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