Thursday, 15 March 2018

Funny Jokes

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wife bache ki potty test karwane gayi...

pathologosit: " ye potty nhi halwa hai"

biwi-" ek phone kr loon??"

pathologist: "kyon?"

biwi: "Unko btana hai ki wo lunch me galat 
dabba le gaye hain."
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Ladkiya kehti hai ki sabhi ladke "pagal" hote hai!!
Or fir kehti hai ki "Hum ladko se kam hai kya"
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Har khusi ko teri taraf mod du ,
Tere liye ye dunia chod du,
Tere liye dil ke darwaje khol du,
Tu ek bar has ke dikha,
Tere saare daat tod du!!
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Pappu ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua
aadhe raste jakr pappu rocket se kud gya
aur chillaya:"are aaj to amavasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nhi!!
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Ab tohar bare me ka kahe ,
tohar chehra chanda saman,
tohar aankhe chanda saman,
tohar hoth,daant,naak
Chanda sman,
aur "Chanda" hamar gaon ki 
"BHAINS" ka naam
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Zindagi me ek bat yad rakhna,

Apko aashu pochne wale 
Bhot milenge,

lekin  naak pochne koi 
nahi ata,
to dhyan rakhna
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